Going back in time to 2002, the Village Idiot pub was founded by Head Idiot Atef Girgis, who was famously inducted into the Idiots' Hall of Fame. Five years later, he was inducted into the Sinners' Hall of Fame after founding Sin and Redemption Pub just across the street from St. Patrick's Church.
Having lost almost everything to people he didn't like, he became a frequent regular at the Fat Belgian at 115 John St, and was eventually kicked out of that place. He promised himself he'd purchase it — and sure enough, a few months later, he took over the Fat Belgian and Town Crier Pub was resurrected. Town Crier was able to spread the news, letting everyone know about the Idiot, the Sinner, and the Crier, and how great and successful PreNup Pub was.
PreNup Pub lasted for 14 years and ended in an amicable divorce, which truly was a blessing in disguise. That's where the name Blessing in Disguise Bistro came from. So let's not dwell on the past — there's always an opportunity to learn from our mistakes and try again!
The Head Idiot hopes that all of the U of T crowd and PreNup alumni will come indulge with us at PostNup, the new home for every idiot — as you're well aware, a good pub cannot function without an idiot. We've decided to move uptown to 2315 Yonge St, bringing our message to you along with our great selection of European beers from all over the world, with Belgian- and German-inspired brews that will make us different from other bars. I'd say it's needed and overdue. For those who didn't get the message the first time: he hopes you're now in the workforce making the big money — you've got to protect yourself!
Truly, you need a PostNup! Unless you want to become the Head Idiot yourself, in which case he'd be happy to be your assistant. It's true, prenups and postnups aren't romantic — but look at how many divorces happen. PostNup will be your life insurance.
And please don't forget about your pet — get a PetNup too!